Description
Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy — 3 oz Bag
Turn Valentine’s Day into a witty moment with the Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy from ProductPro’s playful Little Genie line. This 3 oz bag is packed with ~100 cheeky candies and delicious flavors, making it the perfect antidote for the lovesick, the jaded, or anyone who enjoys a clever punchline with their candy.
What you get
3 oz bag containing approximately 100 individually wrapped candies
Assorted flavors for a tasty, lighthearted bite every time
Gag-friendly treat that travels well for parties, gifts, or easy humor on the go
Who it’s for
Ideal for adults who love sarcasm and humor around Valentine’s Day. Great as a humorous gift for friends, a funny add-on to a gift basket, or a cheeky party favor at anti-Valentine’s Day gatherings and bachelor/bachelorette celebrations.
Why this stands out
Rather than the usual romantic confections, this candy embraces irreverent wit while delivering a satisfying treat. The Little Genie line by ProductPro is known for edible novelties that spark conversation and laughs, not just sweetness. With about 100 pieces per bag, the fun lasts longer and gives you plenty to share.
Details you might care about
Brand: Little Genie
Vendor: ProductPro
MPN: CP.1194
SKU: 817717011942
Category: Candy and Edible Novelties
Net weight: 3 oz
Pieces: Approximately 100
Practical tips for maximum impact
Pair with a humorous card or cheeky gift tag to set the mood for a wink-worthy moment
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve texture and flavor
Use at parties, gift exchanges, or as a playful stocking stuffer for adults with a sense of humor
